Ryan Drunk in a Theme Park (The Poetry of I.M.)

merry christmas, I’m drunk in a theme park!

a little drunker now

roller coasters are quite interesting

woo we found happy hour, and the hulk ride is incredibly sexual

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  1. The Hulk rollercoaster at Universal Islands of Adventure (http://www.universalorlando.com/ioa_attr_hulk.html) is sexual due to the beginning. The initial uphill is in a tunnel, and they start cranking you up as normal, but then stop and launch you out. I don’t know if they use compressed air, or magnets, or what, but you get pushed back into the chair, and then shoot out the end of this tunnel thats at maybe a 45 degree angle with the ground.

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